1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Subtitling made possible by RLJ Entertainment 2 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:50,530 I got it. 3 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:54,300 Good morning, sir. 4 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,070 If you´d like to park straight ahead. 5 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:15,100 Henry? 6 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:20,370 Derek Willis. You remember -- Bramshill, ´76. 7 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:21,670 Oh, yes, of course 8 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:23,930 But, uh, what on earth are you doing here? 9 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:26,930 Well, I´m supposed to be sorting out the parking, sir. 10 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:28,530 The parking? 11 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:30,600 Henry Crabbe in charge of parking? 12 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,970 Well, it´s a long story. 13 00:01:31,970 --> 00:01:34,570 But how on earth did that happen? 14 00:01:34,570 --> 00:01:38,870 Well, actually, sir, it all started out with a Green Zebra. 15 00:01:38,870 --> 00:01:41,530 -Green Zebra. 16 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:45,030 It´s a variety of tomato, sir. 17 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,600 Go on. Taste it. 18 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,400 Mmm! Good God. 19 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,800 Something else, innit? Here, try this. 20 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,200 Scotland Yellow. 21 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,630 And this... 22 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:05,030 This is a Brandywine. 23 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:07,900 Thing is, nobody grows ´em anymore. 24 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,000 Except me, right? 25 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,970 So you got to promise to keep schtum where you got ´em. 26 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,700 -Yes, yes, yes. 27 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,600 -Morning. -Hello, Gary. 28 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:19,300 -Come in. -Hey. Mutant tomatoes. 29 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,400 Cult. Cult tomatoes. 30 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:25,270 Here. Try this. 31 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,100 Have a taste of Scotland Yellow. 32 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:29,970 Mmm. 33 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:33,930 Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,730 Top tomato, this, H. 35 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,970 Three tomato salad for starters, eh? 36 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:39,530 All different colors. 37 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:42,070 Olive oil, balsamic vinegar, basil. 38 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:46,100 Yeah. Or rocket salad and Parmesan shavings. 39 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,530 Oh, yes, yes. We´ll definitely take some of these. 40 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:50,870 Okay, but remember -- 41 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,270 Don´t say where you got ´em. 42 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:55,170 All right. 43 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:58,300 Sally´s here. 44 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,270 Sally, welcome! 45 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:02,370 -How lovely to see you. -Hi. 46 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:05,170 Now, this is Gary, who´s our chef here. 47 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:06,330 Hello. 48 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,370 Gary, say hello to Sally, our new waitress. 49 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,230 Hi. 50 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:13,500 And this is Henderson, who´s our fruit-and-veg man 51 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,300 who occasionally helps out in the kitchen. 52 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,200 -Hi. -Hi. 53 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,830 Henry, you´re starting a new job too, you know? 54 00:03:19,830 --> 00:03:20,900 Don´t remind me. 55 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,970 I´ll try and look in around lunchtime. 56 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,300 Good luck. 57 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:29,230 Perhaps you could take me through the lunch menu. 58 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,170 Yeah. In a minute. 59 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:34,770 This is a Big Boy. 60 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:36,730 Fancy a slice? 61 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,570 Do you think Gary will be all right? 62 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:42,330 Oh, he´ll be fine. It´s you I´m worried about. 63 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,130 -This new job. 64 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:45,400 Don´t let it get to you. 65 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,170 Don´t let Fisher get to you. 66 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,030 -Morning. 67 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:54,430 -Good morning, sir. -Morning, morning. 68 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:57,270 This, the first Public Duties Squad in the country, 69 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,770 is at the cutting edge of the new police service. 70 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:01,530 Why shouldn´t those who can afford it 71 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,270 pay for their policing? 72 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:05,530 Many duties previously carried out by police officers 73 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:08,600 are now outsourced to private firms and individuals. 74 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,800 Now, why not go further? 75 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,830 Why not promote this practice from within the service? 76 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,200 This groundbreaking initiative of mine is designed 77 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,370 to ease the burden on the taxpayer, 78 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,570 to generate income which will better equip us 79 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:24,430 to fight the battle against crime. 80 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,500 Jenny, I think a photograph now, don´t you? 81 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,130 D.I. Henry Crabbe. Who are you? 82 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,700 P.C. Jane Morton. 83 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,470 P.C. Ed Guthrie. Any idea what he´s on about? 84 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,300 I´m afraid so, yes. 85 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,870 Generating income from our human resources. 86 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:39,970 Cops for hire. 87 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:41,770 Policing for those who can afford it. 88 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:44,170 You heard my press statement. It´s all quite clear, Crabbe. 89 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,900 What, the Public Duties Squad? 90 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:47,130 It´s public in the sense 91 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,300 that public schools are public, I suppose. 92 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,530 Cherrytree Close. 93 00:04:50,530 --> 00:04:52,000 It´s a new housing development 94 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,900 for the younger executive and so on. 95 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,230 The first buyers move in in two days´ time, 96 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:58,530 but there´s been opposition to the site 97 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:01,070 and the developers want someone to keep an eye on the place. 98 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:03,030 That means you and your new squad, Crabbe. 99 00:05:03,030 --> 00:05:06,000 But surely that´s a job for a security firm, sir. 100 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,900 Lion Security were under contract, 101 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:09,870 but they didn´t come up to scratch. 102 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:13,230 You´re to meet Charles Carver of Drumcastle Developments 103 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,030 on-site at 1600 hours. 104 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:17,800 And remember, Crabbe, 105 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,200 you´re working in a service industry now. 106 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,600 You must see the general public as your customers. 107 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,170 You know what that means, don´t you? 108 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:27,270 The customer´s always right? 109 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:30,100 It´s gonna make arresting them rather difficult, isn´t it? 110 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:35,570 Two crumbles and a custard, please, Gary. 111 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,830 I don´t know what you put in that steak and kidney pie, 112 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,130 but it certainly does the trick. 113 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,830 That guy on table four, he practically inhaled his. 114 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:44,530 Well, it´s the house speciality, isn´t it? 115 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,830 Who´s she? 116 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:49,030 Her name´s Nicola. 117 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,200 She used to work here. 118 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,400 So why did she leave? 119 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:57,530 -Look, if you don´t mind -- -I´m sorry. I didn´t mean to... 120 00:05:58,530 --> 00:05:59,630 Henry just rang. 121 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:02,300 He says he can´t pick up the tomatoes until later on, 122 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:06,070 can you do another starter for tonight? 123 00:06:06,070 --> 00:06:07,430 Did he say what? 124 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:11,000 Yes. Onion and something tart. 125 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,300 Onion and anchovy tart. 126 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,730 Right. 127 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,630 I´ll have a word if he´s being difficult. 128 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,900 It´s okay. 129 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,500 If I can´t deal with a stroppy chef, 130 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,400 I may as well pack it in now. 131 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,230 So you go through the village, 132 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:32,670 stay on the Barstock Road, and then turn left. 133 00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:33,930 Sir. 134 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,670 It´s not a bad motor, this, actually. 135 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,200 Nice gearbox. Good brakes. 136 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,700 From what I´ve heard about your driving, 137 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:46,700 we´re gonna need them. 138 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,770 If you´re referring to 139 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,430 what I think you´re referring to, 140 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:50,630 I wasn´t driving at the time. 141 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:51,730 Oh, right. I remember now. 142 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,230 It was some senior officer, wasn´t it? 143 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:54,600 Yeah. 144 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,230 Then again, you´d know all about senior officers, wouldn´t you? 145 00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:58,800 What´s that supposed to mean? 146 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,270 Excuse me, would somebody tell me 147 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:01,770 what this conversation is all about? 148 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:02,930 Nothing, sir. 149 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,800 -Just a bit of fun, sir. 150 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,800 Well, in future, there´ll be no fun on this squad 151 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,530 until I give permission. 152 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:09,530 -Sir. -Sir. 153 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:20,570 You´re here at last. Where the hell have you been? 154 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,070 What do you mean, where the hell have I been? 155 00:07:22,070 --> 00:07:23,700 Never mind that. What about the state of this lawn? 156 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,700 You´re supposed to have had it all fully turfed. 157 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,700 I´ve got to buy the turf first, haven´t I? 158 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,870 -I got to pay out cash for it. -Yes, all right. 159 00:07:29,870 --> 00:07:31,800 Can we discuss this later on, please, Dove? 160 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,900 All I´m saying is I´m paying out every day 161 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,500 and I haven´t had a penny yet. 162 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,870 Turf like that don´t grow on trees, you know? 163 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:38,870 Mr. Carver? 164 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:41,530 Yes, just -- just one moment please. 165 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,000 Please will you just get on with it, Dove? 166 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,270 We´ll -- We´ll sort this out tomorrow. 167 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,430 I´m Charles Carver. 168 00:07:48,430 --> 00:07:50,000 Henry Crabbe, Detective Inspector. 169 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000 -Good afternoon. -Ah, uniformed police officers. 170 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,300 A sight for sore eyes. 171 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:56,770 Well, shall we step into the show home, 172 00:07:56,770 --> 00:07:58,630 and we´ll run through your duties? 173 00:07:58,630 --> 00:07:59,730 Thank you. 174 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,600 Right. 175 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,400 The downstairs toilet is, uh -- is here. 176 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,070 And the kitchen is, uh... 177 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,930 Yes, well, the kitchen is -- 178 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,900 Yeah, that´s right. It´s just through there. 179 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,070 But, uh, please stay out of the other rooms. 180 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:29,900 Thank you. 181 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,030 As you know, our first buyers move in in two days´ time, 182 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:35,830 so let´s try and keep the place spick and span, shall we? 183 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:38,170 No treading mud in and out, and so on. 184 00:08:38,170 --> 00:08:41,430 Of course, any breakages will be deducted from your fee. 185 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:43,230 So there we have it. Um... 186 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:47,270 Ah, yes. Key to the front door. 187 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,300 - Key to the back door. - Thank you. 188 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:52,100 A word of advice, Inspector -- 189 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,230 Keep an eye out the back. 190 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:57,970 Woodfield village is just across that field there, 191 00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,570 and there are people in the village who are very -- 192 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,930 Well, they´re very anti the estate. 193 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:04,870 I mean, you bring jobs and housing into the area, 194 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:07,700 and people complain about the view from their bedroom window. 195 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:12,070 Um, Assistant Chief Constable Fisher said 196 00:09:12,070 --> 00:09:13,730 that you´d been having some problems. 197 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:15,400 But when I checked the records, 198 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,400 I found that you hadn´t reported any incidents. 199 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,630 Ah, yes. Yes. 200 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,400 Well, there, um... 201 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,670 There were incidents, but as to actual witnesses... 202 00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,600 You see, the fact is the security company 203 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,670 just weren´t up to it. 204 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,500 Ah. 205 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,530 And now our policy is to -- to prosecute. 206 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:34,100 So, um, you will escort all trespassers off the estate, 207 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,200 and I believe the law permits you to use, um, 208 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,870 reasonable force to do so. 209 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:49,370 Mr. Carver, trespass is not of itself an offense 210 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:51,630 unless the trespasser causes damage. 211 00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:54,800 It´s the damage that´s criminal, you see, not the trespass. 212 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,870 Um, yes... 213 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:58,500 Uh, yes, well, I´m not here to debate 214 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,500 the, um -- the vagaries of the law with you, Inspector. 215 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,970 This is private property, 216 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,270 and your job is to keep people off it. 217 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,700 Um, here´s where you can contact me, if you need me. 218 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:11,200 Any problems, and let me know immediately. 219 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,500 Right. 220 00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,930 - Goodbye. - Thank you. 221 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,230 Right. 222 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,730 I want you two to go ´round the close. 223 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:24,800 Check for any damage at all, anything out of place -- 224 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,370 Whether it was done by cowboy builders 225 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:27,770 or by vandals, I don´t care. 226 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:28,770 Write it down. 227 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:30,470 Because I will not have that bloke Carver 228 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,200 claiming it happened while were here, okay? 229 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,330 Sir? 230 00:11:47,230 --> 00:11:50,030 Guthrie´s found something in the house next door. 231 00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:55,500 Yeah, they didn´t break in. The door was unlocked. 232 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,170 Squatters? 233 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:59,230 Well, they´re quite house-proud, whoever they are. 234 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:00,570 Yeah. He or she? 235 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:03,330 He. 236 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:05,830 Radio, razor. 237 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,900 Hardly an alternative lifestyle, is it? 238 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,700 Maybe this is who´s been causing all the trouble. 239 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,130 What, they didn´t realize there was camping 240 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,230 in one of their own houses? 241 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,370 No wonder that security firm got the sack. 242 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:16,970 I get the feeling this is the sort of bloke 243 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,470 that´ll come back for this stuff. 244 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,270 Oh, that´s a beauty. I´ll have that one. 245 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:37,930 - Afternoon. - Oh, uh, hello, Crabbe. 246 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,300 This is, um... This is, um... 247 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,600 -Jim. -Yes! This -- This is Jim! 248 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,630 Hello, Jim. 249 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,470 Thank you, Jim, and s-see you again soon, Jim. 250 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,470 Thank you, Leon. 251 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:49,870 Must dash. 252 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,970 -Right. Bye-bye now. -Bye, Jim. 253 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,600 You´ve got some really weird people 254 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:58,800 hanging ´round your place these days, Henderson. 255 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,470 Are you sure you haven´t gone back to growing wacky 256 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,570 Didn´t you recognize him? 257 00:13:03,570 --> 00:13:05,130 No. Why 258 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:07,800 He´s only our honorable member, isn´t he? 259 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:11,470 He´s only Mr. James Truman MP. 260 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,800 Oh, really? 261 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,070 Yeah, he´s growing his own runner beans. 262 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:17,600 Grandad´s Multicolored. Black Emperors. 263 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,700 He´s got some lovely ones coming up. 264 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,570 Mind you, he can´t get enough of my toms! 265 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,730 No, well, speaking of which, where are mine? 266 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:28,300 Uh, there´s, um -- There´s been a bit of a hitch there, Crabbe. 267 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,900 What? What do you mean? 268 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,630 Well, s-stocks are low. 269 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,630 There aren´t any ready for picking. 270 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,930 What are you talking a-- 271 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:39,270 He´s had them, hasn´t he? You´ve given my toms to Jim! 272 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,500 K-Keep -- Keep your hair on, Crabbe. 273 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,100 Keep my hair on?! Look, listen to me. 274 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,830 I´ve had a really bad day today, Henderson. 275 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,000 It´s barely halfway through. 276 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,730 Now you tell me some simpering politician´s 277 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:49,200 gone walking off with my Green Zebras. 278 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,970 Well, thanks a lot! 279 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:29,130 Two soups, one soufflé, and a liver and bacon, please. 280 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,400 Oh, and the guy on table four 281 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,870 would like a potato pancake with his liver instead of mash. 282 00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:35,130 What? 283 00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,270 Well, I said I didn´t think it would be a problem. 284 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:40,230 The pancake is for the salmon roe and the crème fraîche. 285 00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,730 I thought you could just swap them ´round. 286 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:44,330 The gentleman can have the potato pancakes 287 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,000 with his liver and bacon if he wishes, Sally. 288 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,430 But please take those plates in before they congeal. 289 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:49,800 Right. 290 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,800 New customer at the bar, Sally. I´ve given her a drink. 291 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,500 Okay. 292 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,200 I didn´t know we had sandwiches on the menu. 293 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,070 Well, I´m a night watchman now, didn´t you know? 294 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,330 Oh, my hero! 295 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:05,770 Working nights, eating sandwiches. 296 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,500 Hi there. 297 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,930 So there are no tomatoes on the menu in any shape or form? 298 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:19,270 -I´m afraid not. 299 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,430 There´s a delicious green salad. 300 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:24,230 Well, would you ask the chef if he has any? 301 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,830 Of course I will. 302 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:31,070 You´re not gonna believe this. 303 00:15:31,070 --> 00:15:33,270 There´s this woman on eight demanding tomatoes. 304 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:36,070 There aren´t any, I tell her. And she says, "Ask the chef." 305 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:39,500 She´s after tomatoes? Let me have a look. 306 00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:43,970 Bloody Nora. It´s her. 307 00:15:43,970 --> 00:15:45,300 What do you mean, it´s her? 308 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,130 Seen her around my place. 309 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:49,000 Bet she wants to get her hands on my toms. 310 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,400 She´s not the only one. 311 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,600 It´s industrial espionage. 312 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,470 You mean vegetable espionage. 313 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,900 You can laugh, 314 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,430 but it´s dog-eat-dog in the fruit-and-veg business! 315 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:49,000 Mmm. 316 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,400 What´s in this? 317 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,570 Oh, it´s just leftovers, I´m afraid. 318 00:16:53,570 --> 00:16:58,270 Chicken and bacon terrine and green chutney. 319 00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:00,570 -It´s true, then. 320 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,470 -You make great sandwiches. 321 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:11,170 Have you and Guthrie ever worked together before? 322 00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:13,100 No. Why? 323 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:17,300 Well, you were giving his driving such a hard time 324 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,900 on the way over earlier on. 325 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,800 I wondered what that was all about. 326 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,530 You haven´t heard Guthrie´s story? 327 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,570 No. 328 00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:30,030 P.C. Guthrie drives this very senior officer to a charity do. 329 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,870 The senior officer has a few drinks, feels great, 330 00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,430 decides that he´ll drive home. 331 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,170 Well, Guthrie says no, and they argue. 332 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,630 Guthrie gives in, sits in the passenger´s seat. 333 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:42,270 The senior officer drives the car into a field, 334 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,270 tells Guthrie to say that he was driving. 335 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:47,330 Well, Guthrie says no, and they argue. 336 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:50,070 Guthrie gets out of the car, falls in a ditch, 337 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,970 and bangs his head on an old gas stove. 338 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:55,430 When he comes to, he´s strapped to the driver´s seat, 339 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:58,030 surrounded by uniforms. 340 00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:00,200 Well, it´s a good story. 341 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,130 -Yours is even better. 342 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,270 Go on, then. 343 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,800 Okay. 344 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,370 You were destined for great things. 345 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,630 But a rebellious streak 346 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:13,130 means you never make it past detective inspector. 347 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:17,030 You spend years going after top villain Dudley Hooperman. 348 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,400 You and Hooperman share an interest 349 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,030 in good food and fine wine. 350 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,400 You become friends. 351 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,230 Hooperman bribes you and flees the country. 352 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,170 You open a gourmet French restaurant. 353 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:27,970 The restaurant makes a fortune. 354 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,200 Hooperman hides the money for you in Switzerland. 355 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,830 Then disaster. 356 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,430 Hooperman´s killed in a plane crash. 357 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,500 You can´t find the money. 358 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:39,030 So here you are chasing trespassers on a building site. 359 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,630 Well, that´s a good story too. 360 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,130 I particularly like the bit about 361 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,930 the gourmet French restaurant. 362 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:48,530 What´s your story, then? 363 00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:51,230 Me? I haven´t got a story. 364 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:55,600 Oh, I think you do have a story, Constable Morton. 365 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,430 Otherwise you wouldn´t be here. 366 00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,800 Well... 367 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,600 There´s someone coming across the field, Morton. 368 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,730 Okay. 369 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,870 Turn the light down. 370 00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:31,330 He´s going into the house opposite. 371 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,830 Coming your way, Guthrie. 372 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,130 Yeah, received. 373 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,470 Aah! 374 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,030 Come here, you! 375 00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,170 Good evening. 376 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:11,400 So I get a job at Lion Security. 377 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,900 But we can´t find anywhere to live, 378 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,500 so we´re stuck at Kelly´s parents. 379 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,130 Kelly´s my wife, right. 380 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,000 And I´m getting all this grief from her mum. 381 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,170 There´s ructions every night about something. 382 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,970 Is that a sandwich in there, sir? 383 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:25,100 Just get on with it. 384 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,230 So I go out one night and have a beer with the lads. 385 00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:29,230 When I get back, there´s this slight accident 386 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,900 with her mum´s china squirrels. 387 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,470 The next day I come back, I´m locked out. 388 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:36,170 So suddenly I´m homeless. I´m on the street. 389 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,370 Anyway, we´re working here on the close, 390 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,270 so I moved in next door. 391 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,730 Can I have a sandwich now? 392 00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,400 Oh. Here. 393 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,870 True story. You can call my governor. 394 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:52,230 Don´t worry, I intend to. 395 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,800 And if there´s so much as a scratch on any of these houses, 396 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,670 it´s criminal damage, right? 397 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,770 Now, I want you out of here tonight, Francis. 398 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,970 Please, sir, don´t chuck me out in the middle of the night. 399 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,970 I must be going mad. 400 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,370 All right, first thing tomorrow morning. 401 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:07,770 -Course I do. 402 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,000 I want to be with her, don´t I? She´s my wife. 403 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,570 Yeah, and she´s married to you, not her mum. 404 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,570 You´ve got to stand up to them both. 405 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,230 It´s the only way you´ll get any respect. 406 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,730 Stand up to them. Yeah! 407 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,970 That´ll just make things worse. 408 00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:22,600 You´ve got to win her mother over. 409 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,600 -Talk to her. -Talk to her. 410 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,800 Yeah! 411 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,570 Look, the only advice you need to follow 412 00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:30,370 is to be out of here by the time I get back tomorrow, okay? 413 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:33,200 Now, Guthrie, you´re on your own till 8:00. 414 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,300 -And keep an eye on him. -Sir. 415 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,470 Um, Francis... 416 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,170 Who was causing the trouble? 417 00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,330 What trouble? 418 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:43,200 You know, the vandalism, trespassing. 419 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,330 I mean, that´s the reason your lot got the sack, wasn´t it? 420 00:21:45,330 --> 00:21:46,900 No. There wasn´t any trouble. 421 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,300 And anyway, we weren´t sacked. 422 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:52,500 Our governors took us off the job ´cause we never got paid. 423 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,530 Oh. 424 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:31,400 -Good question. 425 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,100 -Morning, Inspector! 426 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,100 Morning! 427 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,200 Haven´t you heard about Morton, gov? 428 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,230 No, I haven´t. And don´t call me gov. 429 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:44,730 Well, they say Morton was, uh, over the side 430 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,570 with this chief constable, right. 431 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:50,800 I mean, some people even say it was the Home Secretary. 432 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,430 Anyway, they´re mad for each other, but he´s married, right. 433 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,730 I mean, can´t leave his wife, can he, ´cause of the scandal. 434 00:22:56,730 --> 00:22:59,900 But by now Morton knows where all the bodies are buried. 435 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,470 She could practically bring the government down. 436 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:04,800 So he has to do a deal, right? 437 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,800 She has to spend a year in obscurity -- 438 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,000 you know, till the dust settles -- 439 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,100 and then she´s back on the fast track. 440 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,800 I´ll tell you, she´ll probably be the first woman commissioner. 441 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,230 Either that or standing for Parliament. 442 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:17,800 Apparently she hasn´t made up her mind yet. 443 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:24,130 Guthrie, have personnel made up a psychological profile of you? 444 00:23:24,130 --> 00:23:26,230 No. Why? 445 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:33,800 Thanks very much. 446 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,370 Morning, sir. 447 00:23:37,370 --> 00:23:39,130 Oi! 448 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:41,270 They´re only climbing over the back fence! 449 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,430 Come on. 450 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,470 Oi! 451 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:53,670 Get those dirty boots off my turf. 452 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,100 See? 453 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,870 Oh, look, everyone! 454 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:01,470 Uniformed police. They must be getting desperate. 455 00:24:01,470 --> 00:24:04,400 You´re all trespassing. This is private property. 456 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,130 Yes, it is. 457 00:24:07,130 --> 00:24:10,470 And there´s a public highway running right through it. 458 00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:13,400 The highway must be kept open and available 459 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,470 for public use at all times. 460 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:17,200 -That´s right! -Well said, Ken. 461 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,000 There´s a public footpath from Woodfield village 462 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,200 running right through here, 463 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,730 and they´ve put a house right smack on top of it. 464 00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:26,930 Uh, are you absolutely sure about that, Ken? 465 00:24:26,930 --> 00:24:30,330 Are you sure you don´t want to recheck the map? 466 00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:32,470 Of course I´m sure! 467 00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,430 I hope I don´t have to remind you 468 00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:37,430 that obstructing the highway or damaging its surface 469 00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:40,930 are criminal offenses under the 1980´s Highways Act. 470 00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:44,670 If you arrest us or use unreasonable force, 471 00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:47,230 you may be liable to civil action! 472 00:24:47,230 --> 00:24:50,030 Well, he´s not going to do that! 473 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,170 Are you? 474 00:24:51,170 --> 00:24:54,130 Madam, I have no intention of doing either. 475 00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:55,570 Are you sure? 476 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,070 Sir. 477 00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:01,130 Take over here. 478 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:02,330 Move back, please. 479 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,670 All right, all right. We´re going. We´re going. 480 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,900 What´s this all about, Mr. Carver? 481 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,270 Uh... 482 00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:16,770 Well, there -- there is -- was 483 00:25:16,770 --> 00:25:19,970 a slight problem about a footpath. 484 00:25:19,970 --> 00:25:22,370 Um, but we are having negotiations 485 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:23,630 with the county council 486 00:25:23,630 --> 00:25:26,170 and things are proceeding as they should, Inspector. 487 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,530 Those, um... 488 00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:30,670 Those people are trespassing. 489 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:32,230 Yes, well, I think it´s a little early 490 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:34,430 to start taking a hard line on this. 491 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,130 I would suggest, with your permission, 492 00:25:36,130 --> 00:25:38,030 that we let these people cross the property 493 00:25:38,030 --> 00:25:39,030 in an orderly fashion. 494 00:25:39,030 --> 00:25:42,370 And then perhaps we can clarify this "slight problem" of yours. 495 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:43,870 The whole point of you being here 496 00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,330 is to stop this sort of nonsense. 497 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,300 I mean, what kind of a policeman are you, anyway? 498 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,200 The legal kind. 499 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,770 You know I´m in the Amblers Association. 500 00:25:53,770 --> 00:25:55,970 I just haven´t been out with them for awhile. 501 00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:57,670 Ken Wainwright rang 502 00:25:57,670 --> 00:26:01,230 and asked if I wanted to check up on some old footpaths. 503 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:03,600 "What do you like to do with your spare time, Mrs. Crabbe?" 504 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,200 "Oh, I like to go ´round the countryside with my mates, 505 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,530 the Stroppy Senior Citizens, 506 00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:09,530 and do a nice bit of trespassing." 507 00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:14,270 I wasn´t trespassing! I didn´t jump over the fence! 508 00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:16,930 No, but you were going to. 509 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:19,030 Look, if had known you were working for them, 510 00:26:19,030 --> 00:26:20,400 I´d have talked them ´round. 511 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,070 Honestly I would. 512 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,430 I know Ken´s an irritable old so-and-so, 513 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:26,800 but he knows his stuff. 514 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,170 If he says there´s a public right of way 515 00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,270 across that estate, there will be. 516 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:33,930 Look... 517 00:26:33,930 --> 00:26:35,300 It´s not my problem. 518 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,900 It´s between the council and the developers. 519 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,270 It is your problem. 520 00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:41,470 You´re working for the developers! 521 00:26:41,470 --> 00:26:44,230 Look, I know what to do about this path. 522 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:47,800 You need a definitive map, and you can find one 523 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,430 in the highways department at County Hall. 524 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,830 We can go there together. 525 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:54,300 Come on, Henry, it´ll be fun! 526 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,130 Fun. 527 00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:07,430 There it is. There, there. 528 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:09,070 No. Somewhere ´round there. 529 00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:10,870 -No, it´s -- -Wait. 530 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,030 Yes. That´s Woodfield village. 531 00:27:16,030 --> 00:27:17,270 Here´s the Barstock Road. 532 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,000 Goes through the village, turns right, 533 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,970 and the new houses should be just around about there. 534 00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:23,130 And dotted line is a footpath. 535 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:25,670 Very close. 536 00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:26,930 Right. 537 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:30,170 Yes, you´re quite right about Cherrytree Close, Mrs. Crabbe. 538 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:32,300 When Drumcastle Developments 539 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,600 were granted planning permission, 540 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,830 we gave them the standard warning that the footpath 541 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:38,000 would have to be protected or diverted. 542 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,770 Why didn´t they just divert it? 543 00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,730 The developers did apply a couple of times 544 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:45,100 for an order to divert, but there were objections. 545 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,330 They were unable to resolve the objections, 546 00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:48,730 so they dropped the application 547 00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:50,730 and carried on building regardless. 548 00:27:50,730 --> 00:27:53,130 Thought nobody would notice. Typical. 549 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:57,300 So, um, w 550 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,370 We served them with a Section 143, 551 00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:01,830 requiring them to remove the obstruction. 552 00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:03,930 What, you mean knock the house down? 553 00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:06,600 No, fortunately that won´t be necessary. 554 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,430 The footpath runs directly through the house. 555 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:12,900 Removal of the front and back doors will suffice. 556 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,900 The section gives them 28 days to comply. 557 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,300 Those 28 days run out... 558 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,800 Uh, d-don´t tell me -- Tomorrow? 559 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,130 Ah, yes. Spot on, Inspector. 560 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:25,770 We´ll be there, of course, to make sure they comply. 561 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,370 Still, we shouldn´t have any trouble with you around. 562 00:28:29,530 --> 00:28:31,300 They´re gonna take the doors off the house 563 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,670 because of some ruddy footpath? 564 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:34,970 So it would seem, sir. Tomorrow, in fact. 565 00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:37,230 But tomorrow´s the day Drumcastle hand over keys 566 00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,330 to the first residents. 567 00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:40,530 Yes, well, that´s why they hired us in the first place -- 568 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:42,030 So it would appear that Drumcastle 569 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,470 had the law on their side. 570 00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:45,270 Jenny? 571 00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,600 Well, it doesn´t look too good, does it? 572 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,900 Police officers working arm in arm 573 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,430 with developers who are flouting the law? 574 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,370 Good God. 575 00:28:52,370 --> 00:28:53,630 On the other hand, 576 00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:55,930 officers standing by while the doors are ripped off 577 00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:58,030 some newlyweds´ first home... 578 00:28:58,030 --> 00:29:01,100 Good Telegenic? 579 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,900 I have no idea. 580 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,600 But I know there won´t be any embarrassment 581 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,430 about Drumcastle paying for us. 582 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,830 -Well, they´re broke. 583 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,130 Lion Security never got paid. Nor did anyone else. 584 00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,200 Oh, God Almighty. 585 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,530 Can I suggest D.I. Crabbe 586 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:17,400 handles the press on this one, sir? 587 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,570 He´s been on the site. 588 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,600 He´s got a good grasp of the situation. 589 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,130 It is only a civil matter, after all. 590 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,330 There´s no need for a senior officer to get involved. 591 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,330 Yeah. Excellent idea. 592 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,300 Thank you, Jenny. 593 00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:37,170 Hi. 594 00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:38,430 Hi. 595 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:40,470 Oh, look, is it always gonna be this way, 596 00:29:40,470 --> 00:29:42,570 or are you just having a bad week? 597 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,070 Okay. 598 00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:49,970 Fair enough. 599 00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:52,700 There´s just one thing you ought to know. 600 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:57,330 Any day now, Nicola will be coming back through that door. 601 00:29:57,330 --> 00:29:58,530 Any day now, she´s gonna wake up 602 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,570 and realize she made a big mistake. 603 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:03,430 I´m sure you´re a very nice person. 604 00:30:03,430 --> 00:30:07,800 But pretty soon Nicola will be coming back to her old job. 605 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,470 Do you see what I mean? 606 00:30:09,470 --> 00:30:13,870 Listen, Nicola comes back, I´m out of here -- No problem. 607 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:17,530 Thanks. 608 00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:19,200 I appreciate that. 609 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,700 There´s a small, grubby person 610 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,870 with compost in his hair headed this way, 611 00:30:25,870 --> 00:30:27,700 and that can only mean one thing. 612 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,270 Tomatoes. 613 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:33,100 -Got your toms, Crabbe. -Marvelous. 614 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:38,500 -Green Zebra. -Yes! 615 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,930 We should serve these stuffed. 616 00:30:40,930 --> 00:30:44,770 With bread crumbs, sprig of parsley, 617 00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:47,030 touch of garlic, and a spot of olive oil. 618 00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:51,630 And then cooked long and slow in a low, low oven. 619 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:53,530 Yeah. 620 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:55,400 Nice one, Chef. 621 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,230 Mind your backs! Whoa! 622 00:31:06,230 --> 00:31:09,630 Henry, there´s someone out there wants to see you. 623 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,570 And then they´re roasted slowly in the oven. 624 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:21,030 I´ve tried them. They´re delicious. 625 00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:23,370 -Green tomatoes, you said. -Yeah, but they are ripe. 626 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:25,770 They´re a rare variety. You can´t buy them in shops. 627 00:31:25,770 --> 00:31:27,930 In that case I´d better try one, hadn´t I? 628 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,030 Okay. 629 00:31:29,030 --> 00:31:32,670 Oh, yes, I remember. We met in Henderson´s garden. 630 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:34,370 This is my wife, Anne. 631 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:36,530 -Hello. 632 00:31:36,530 --> 00:31:39,730 Mr. Truman is here specially for your tomatoes, Henry. 633 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:40,570 Oh. 634 00:31:40,570 --> 00:31:43,400 Henderson tipped me off they were on the menu tonight. 635 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,670 I must say they were delicious! 636 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,970 Absolutely delicious. 637 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:49,100 Well, I´m glad you enjoyed them. 638 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,570 Henderson told me that you´re a bit of a runner-bean fanatic. 639 00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:54,130 Indeed I am. 640 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:57,300 I´ve got some very rare varieties coming up. 641 00:31:57,300 --> 00:32:00,330 Daniel´s Defiance. Purple Aztec. 642 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:01,970 Jim thinks his Black Scarlets 643 00:32:01,970 --> 00:32:04,570 are going to be particularly magnificent this year, 644 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:06,000 don´t you, darling? 645 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,500 Do you know, I´d be very interested 646 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,430 in some runners for the restaurant. 647 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:11,570 Now, that´s a marvelous idea. 648 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:13,630 Some of my runners? 649 00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:16,070 I am honored! 650 00:32:16,070 --> 00:32:18,930 Look, here´s my card. 651 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:20,600 Thank you. 652 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,730 Give me a ring. We´ll sort something out. 653 00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:26,370 That´s marvelous. 654 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:30,300 Fame at last, eh, darling? 655 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,570 Well, good night, now. 656 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:35,730 Good night. Thank you. 657 00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:51,530 -There you go, H. -Oh! Jeez. 658 00:32:51,530 --> 00:32:53,900 -Not quite. 659 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:55,600 Good evening. My name is Liz Smiley. 660 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,500 I´m from the Ministry of Farming and Food. 661 00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,230 Can I have a word with the owner? 662 00:32:59,230 --> 00:33:01,230 And with you, Mr. Henderson? 663 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,530 Illegal? 664 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:13,600 Are you saying my toms are illegal? 665 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,030 Since the European Directive of 1970, 666 00:33:16,030 --> 00:33:17,800 it´s been illegal to sell seed varieties 667 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,030 that are not registered on the national list. 668 00:33:20,030 --> 00:33:23,230 Ah, ah! B-But I´m not selling seeds, am I? 669 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:25,930 You´re selling tomatoes with the seeds in them. 670 00:33:25,930 --> 00:33:28,900 That´s not my fault! They´re designed like that! 671 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:30,200 Yeah, I mean, people come here 672 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,130 to eat his tomatoes, not to plant them. 673 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:34,830 Mr. Henderson, if you agree to stop selling these varieties, 674 00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:36,170 we´ll think no more about it. 675 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:38,200 Alternatively, you could register them. 676 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,370 Oh. And how do I do that? 677 00:33:40,370 --> 00:33:43,600 It´ll cost you £2,000 per variety 678 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,870 and then approximately £700 a year from then on. 679 00:33:45,870 --> 00:33:48,970 Two grand! If I had two grand, I´d retire! 680 00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:51,070 What is the point of all this? 681 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,500 The point is neither here nor there. 682 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:56,330 Regulations must be kept. It´s as simple as that. 683 00:33:56,330 --> 00:33:59,000 Yes, but I mean, what´s to become of the Green Zebra? 684 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,530 Or the Purple Calabash? 685 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:03,370 Doesn´t the fate of the Tiger Tom 686 00:34:03,370 --> 00:34:05,700 stir your blood just the teensiest little bit? 687 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,170 Not my problem. 688 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:11,100 A tomato is a tomato is a tomato, Mr. Crabbe. 689 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:19,930 Come on! Come on! 690 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Hey, come on! Come on! 691 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,970 Please open the front door... 692 00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:38,600 Now. 693 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,770 Who are all these people? 694 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:51,070 Well done, everybody. 695 00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,030 That´s my door. 696 00:34:56,770 --> 00:34:59,670 Uh, yes, i-i-if I might just say 697 00:34:59,670 --> 00:35:03,100 that we are of course deeply sorry for any inconvenience 698 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:06,270 caused to this, uh -- caused to this young couple, 699 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,370 and we will be making alternative arrangements 700 00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:10,000 until this unfortunate, um -- 701 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,070 well, this -- this -- this most unfortunate -- 702 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:17,270 well, until we´ve resolved this unfortunate... 703 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,970 I´m sorry, could I just start that again? 704 00:35:24,830 --> 00:35:27,200 The Highway Authority did warn the developers 705 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,370 of the situation from day one, 706 00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:31,100 but they ignored the warnings 707 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,400 and failed to take correct measures. 708 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,430 Of course we take absolutely no pleasure 709 00:35:35,430 --> 00:35:36,600 in the events of today, 710 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,630 but responsibility does lie fairly and squarely 711 00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:40,900 with Drumcastle Developments. 712 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:04,070 Public footpaths are for the public, 713 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:07,570 not for developers to put monstrosities on. 714 00:36:07,570 --> 00:36:09,430 Of course we are all terribly sorry 715 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:10,600 about the young couple who -- 716 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,300 The countryside belongs to everybody! 717 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,070 The thin end of the wedge, this is! 718 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:16,670 Landowners and developers 719 00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:19,000 think they can ride roughshod over the law! 720 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,230 Yes, what my friend is saying 721 00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:23,170 is that we´re sure the county council is doing everything -- 722 00:36:23,170 --> 00:36:27,370 I´m 76, and my husband is 78! 723 00:36:27,370 --> 00:36:28,700 Oh, look! There´s the stile. 724 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,330 It´s up! Come on, everybody! 725 00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:42,870 Strictly speaking, this isn´t a police problem at all. 726 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:44,670 Since we´re aware that things like this 727 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,830 can cause tensions in small communities like ours, 728 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,700 the police are here to ensure fair play. 729 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,270 In fact, I´m pleased to be able to tell you 730 00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:52,330 that the council workers 731 00:36:52,330 --> 00:36:53,830 have been allowed to get on with their jobs 732 00:36:53,830 --> 00:36:56,230 without any let or hindrance whatsoever. 733 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,070 I think Crabbe handled that rather well. 734 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,670 It was all right, I suppose. 735 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:21,930 Oh, good morning, Inspector! 736 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:23,270 Now, listen to me. 737 00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:25,130 If you people think you´re gonna go marching 738 00:37:25,130 --> 00:37:27,200 backwards and forwards through this house all day, 739 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,630 then I´ll have you arrested for holding an illegal rave! 740 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:31,400 Now, move on! 741 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,230 I don´t understand it, you know? 742 00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:37,800 That bloke from the council said 743 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,830 you´d applied to have the path diverted. 744 00:37:39,830 --> 00:37:42,100 Twice. The same person objected both times. 745 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:43,670 Who was it? 746 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:46,530 Mrs. Anne Truman. 747 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,770 You can just see her place through there. 748 00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:54,930 Would that be the old manor house? 749 00:37:54,930 --> 00:37:56,000 That´s the one. 750 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,300 The new pathway would have been 200 yards away. 751 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:03,030 And is Anne Truman the wife of James Truman MP? 752 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,470 He´s the one that objects. 753 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:06,670 But it wouldn´t look very public spirited, would it? 754 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:08,570 So she signs everything. 755 00:38:10,430 --> 00:38:13,670 It´s like the M1 ´round here. Hello, Margaret. 756 00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,670 Gary said you might like some lunch. 757 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:18,470 Oh, that´s very kind. Thank you. 758 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,800 Are you happy now? 759 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,600 What, to see the law being upheld? 760 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,370 Yes, I am, actually. 761 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,700 What a lovely kitchen. 762 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:29,900 It´s so nice not having food everywhere. 763 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:32,300 Yes, if you´re looking for your woolly-hatted friends, 764 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,170 they went thataway. 765 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:37,300 I´d better check on Ken. He´s turning into Che Guevara. 766 00:38:40,270 --> 00:38:43,100 Did you know there was a couple making love in the hall? 767 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,330 What? 768 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,130 Morning, sir. 769 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,370 Oh, it´s you. 770 00:38:53,370 --> 00:38:55,630 This is my wife, Kelly. We´re together again. 771 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,300 I´m very happy for you. 772 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,470 I met her mum to talk it through. 773 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:01,030 Then she started slagging me off. 774 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:03,870 Then I did what you said. I stood up to her. 775 00:39:03,870 --> 00:39:06,630 I said, "Give me some respect, woman." 776 00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:08,230 Yeah. That did the trick, did it? 777 00:39:08,230 --> 00:39:10,600 Yeah! She slung us both out. 778 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,030 Yes, well, now you´re both obstructing the highway, 779 00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:14,570 so please move on. 780 00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,830 I was thinking maybe we could stay here tonight. 781 00:39:16,830 --> 00:39:19,300 Francis, out. 782 00:39:24,870 --> 00:39:27,630 No. 783 00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:29,700 Didn´t you say this door was locked? 784 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,270 -It is. 785 00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,670 No. 786 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:52,830 "Snow White." "The Lion King." 787 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:54,800 "Bambi." 788 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,770 "Stormtroopers in Suspenders." 789 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,000 Do you know anything about these, Mr. Carver? 790 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:06,330 Anxiety attack, sir. 791 00:40:14,030 --> 00:40:16,430 If you think those... 792 00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,170 If you think those videos are -- 793 00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:21,000 No, Mr. Carver, we don´t think they´re yours. 794 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,300 Whose are they, then? 795 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,600 What about Francis? He was working here. 796 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,330 He was even kipping here on the site. 797 00:40:26,330 --> 00:40:27,870 He copies the videos in there, 798 00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:29,570 then moves them in and out whenever he wants. 799 00:40:29,570 --> 00:40:31,500 Lion Security pull out three days early, 800 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,170 Francis hasn´t got time to move his gear. 801 00:40:33,170 --> 00:40:35,000 Yeah, so he moves in, sneaks in there, 802 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,700 and tries to fill up a couple of suitcases. 803 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:40,170 Do want me to call CID? 804 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:43,530 I´ll pretend you didn´t say that, Guthrie. 805 00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:46,430 Just find out where Francis is working right now 806 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:48,830 and tell him he can stay here tonight. 807 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:05,030 All right. Hang on, hang on, hang on. 808 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,470 -Hello, Mr. Crabbe. -Hello. 809 00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:11,600 James is busy with his beans, as usual. 810 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,500 I´ll show you through to the kitchen garden. 811 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,700 Thank you. 812 00:41:16,030 --> 00:41:18,830 -Illegal, yes. 813 00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:21,330 If they´re not registered on this national list. 814 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:23,630 It´s all to do with seeds, you see? 815 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,370 And the tomatoes have got the seeds in them. 816 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:28,470 I imagine it´s much the same with runner beans. 817 00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:32,670 Well, if what you say is true, this is rather worrying. 818 00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:36,530 You and I, Crabbe, in our respective positions -- 819 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:39,670 We have to be ultra careful about such things. 820 00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:44,070 Yes. Ultra careful. 821 00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:47,400 Which is why I wanted to let you know 822 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,030 that Henderson seems to be determined 823 00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:51,070 to make a bit of a stand about this. 824 00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:55,200 He seems to fancy himself as a martyr to rare vegetables. 825 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,530 That´s up to him, of course. 826 00:41:57,530 --> 00:41:58,700 Yes. Oh, yes, of course. 827 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:02,230 But, um, the thing is, 828 00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:06,670 he sees you, as an MP, as a very powerful ally. 829 00:42:06,670 --> 00:42:09,870 He´s convinced you´ll stand by him. 830 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:11,670 Stand by him? 831 00:42:11,670 --> 00:42:15,300 Now, before you do that, sir, I think you ought to know 832 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,630 that Henderson´s already had 833 00:42:16,630 --> 00:42:18,530 a brush with the law several years ago 834 00:42:18,530 --> 00:42:21,700 concerning the cultivation of marijuana. 835 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,200 Now, look here. 836 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,570 I can´t afford to be associated with someone like that. 837 00:42:25,570 --> 00:42:27,670 No, of course not. 838 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,100 But it´s Henderson, you see? He´s such a hothead. 839 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,670 You don´t know what he´s gonna do next. 840 00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:34,270 Someone must persuade him not to do anything foolish. 841 00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:37,500 Surely you have influence over him. 842 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,970 You could talk to him, Crabbe. 843 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:44,070 Yes, well, I suppose I could give it a try. 844 00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:49,270 Ah. Of course, if there´s ever anything I can do for you... 845 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:52,870 I don´t suppose you caught the lunchtime news at all? 846 00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,330 -No. -Ah. 847 00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:58,600 You might have seen an item there about Cherrytree Close. 848 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,930 Now, that´s in, um... 849 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:03,530 Oh, it´s in that direction, isn´t it? 850 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:05,730 Yes. Why? 851 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:09,830 Well, it´s a bit of a disaster in public-order terms. 852 00:43:09,830 --> 00:43:11,870 I was there this morning. 853 00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,170 It seems that the developers have built a house 854 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:16,100 directly across a public footpath. 855 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:17,300 Yes. 856 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:20,070 Most unfortunate situation, I believe. 857 00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:21,500 Yeah. 858 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,500 Of course, if the developers had been allowed 859 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,700 to divert the footpath, none of this would´ve happened. 860 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:30,230 But somebody objected. 861 00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:32,630 Not very public spirited, eh? 862 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:36,970 I see. I get the picture. 863 00:43:36,970 --> 00:43:38,830 Oh, what picture´s that, sir? 864 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:45,730 You´ll talk to Henderson, and I´ll be public 865 00:43:45,730 --> 00:43:48,930 I wouldn´t have thought you´d be anything else, sir. 866 00:44:25,530 --> 00:44:26,870 Guthrie, he´s here. 867 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:28,570 Received. 868 00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:37,670 Cocky little sod´s brought the wife. 869 00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:41,300 Wait a minute. 870 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,370 The van´s going. 871 00:44:47,570 --> 00:44:50,500 Not gonna get the videos very far without it, are they? 872 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,230 Kelly. 873 00:44:52,230 --> 00:44:53,870 Here we are. 874 00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:57,270 Come on. Let´s have a rest. 875 00:44:57,270 --> 00:44:58,430 I´m not tired. 876 00:44:58,430 --> 00:45:02,300 I don´t mean a rest. I mean...a rest. 877 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,970 Well, let´s get something to eat first 878 00:45:03,970 --> 00:45:05,170 ´cause I´m starving. 879 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:07,400 All right. Let´s go to the kitchen. 880 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,600 They have wicked packed lunches, these lot. 881 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,270 -Yeah. 882 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,570 Guthrie, watch it. They´re going in the kitchen. 883 00:45:14,570 --> 00:45:15,900 Received. 884 00:45:34,270 --> 00:45:37,270 It´s all going very well, isn´t it, Constable? 885 00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:55,330 Yes. 886 00:45:55,330 --> 00:45:57,370 Some of that. 887 00:45:57,430 --> 00:45:59,270 Some of that. 888 00:45:59,270 --> 00:46:00,430 Bit of pie. 889 00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:07,530 And half a bottle of wine. 890 00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:09,900 ´94. 891 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,570 Excellent year. 892 00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:17,670 What are you doing here, you great twerp? 893 00:46:17,670 --> 00:46:20,400 Hello, Mr. Dove. What have you got there? 894 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,530 You say a word to anyone about this, and I´ll -- 895 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:26,800 Before you say a word, Mr. Dove, I think you ought to know 896 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,970 that I´ve had it up to the back teeth with gardeners this week. 897 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,370 Footpaths. 898 00:46:38,370 --> 00:46:39,530 Tomatoes. 899 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:41,070 I thought you were great on the telly. 900 00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:44,030 Well, thanks. But I thought you and the woolly hats were best. 901 00:46:44,030 --> 00:46:45,570 Cheers. 902 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,330 Cold chicken, cheese, and biscuits. 903 00:46:54,470 --> 00:46:57,300 - We´re closed! - I´ll get it. 904 00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:02,170 He doesn´t still think that Nicola´s... 905 00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:08,300 It´s for you, Chef. 906 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,870 Oh ho! 907 00:47:10,870 --> 00:47:13,330 Welcome to my gourmet French restaurant. 908 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,970 We couldn´t get through on the phone. 909 00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:17,370 That´s because the phone´s off the hook. 910 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:18,370 Have a drumstick. 911 00:47:18,370 --> 00:47:22,670 Anyway, Fisher wants to see you in his office first thing. 912 00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:24,130 Perfect. 913 00:47:32,530 --> 00:47:33,900 Come. 914 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,900 One job, and you´re already running a deficit. 915 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,070 Drumcastle Developments not paid up, then, sir? 916 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:46,000 You know very well they haven´t. 917 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,500 Well, you know, that footpath is being diverted, 918 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,770 so perhaps they might be able to sell a couple of their houses. 919 00:47:50,770 --> 00:47:52,630 Point is, Crabbe, you weren´t supposed to go 920 00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:55,030 swanning around the place arresting people. 921 00:47:55,030 --> 00:47:56,670 I´m sorry, sir? 922 00:47:56,670 --> 00:47:59,370 That´s for somebody else to worry about. 923 00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:03,470 Anyway, I don´t think you´ll get much chance on your next job. 924 00:48:06,870 --> 00:48:08,370 So here I am. 925 00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:12,430 That´s a crying shame, Henry. Still, a good story, though. 926 00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:14,930 Oh, God, look at the time. I must get going. 927 00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:18,530 -Well, nice to see you again. -And you, sir. 928 00:48:18,530 --> 00:48:20,530 Oh, and give my regards to Jane. 929 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:21,970 Jane? 930 00:48:21,970 --> 00:48:24,730 P.C. Morton. Old friend of the family. 931 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:29,070 Subtitling made possible by RLJ Entertainment